Friday, April 17, 2009

Now selling advice.

Okay, you all know how "wise" I am, right? Well, to be absolutely fair, I will share my wisdom with you each time I write in this... more so than usual. I'll have at least one life lesson in each one, which will of course have it's own story. I learn the hard way, unfortunately. I don't get good advice from people, only myself. Lucky you, I have two today.

1. If someone is participating in something called Day Of Silence, don't bother them with stupid questions.

Story: Today, I did participate in DOS. For those of you that don't know about it, it's basically for gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender rights. My friend told me about it this morning and I thought it was a good idea. So, I went through almost ALL of the day, completely silent (except when I had to yell at my teacher about something), and then HE comes along. Andrew, my friend who says he's not gay but really kind of is. Now, he talks CONSTANTLY. Which, I get annoyed with. But it's particularly annoying when you're trying to keep quiet. I was in Biology with him and despite the fact that I politely showed him my note that I chose not to speak today FOR A GOOD CAUSE, he still insisted on asking me dumb questions. He claims that he "kept forgetting" that I was doing this, but what person is THAT forgetful? So, several times, I had to break my silence to answer his dumbass questions, which really pissed me off. The thing only lasted during school ours and I was so close! But then HE had to come along and ruin it. So, people, what I'm trying to say is DO NOT speak to a person who chooses not to speak. Especially if it's a good cause.

2. Be conscious of the other people around you in the movie theatre.

Story: I went to see Sunshine Cleaning today. And, I was patiently waiting for the movie to start and then here comes this couple walking in. The lady, she decides to plop down RIGHT NEXT TO ME, even though there were five open seats so she could've scooted over. But nooooo, just sat right next to me. Hasn't anyone sent her to MTES (Movie Theatre Ettiquette School)? So, then the lady, who I will call Chatty Cathy (you'll see why soon), starts eating popcorn. SHE CHEWS WITH HER MOUTH OPEN. And she crunched soooo fucking loud! My mom, who was sitting right next to me, could even hear her. And just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, the movie started. This is where Tommy Talks-a-Lot comes in (her husband or whatever). He was the first one to belt out some sort of strangled laughter when something only sort of funny happened. And she followed suit, also having an equally obnoxious and loud laugh. Worst thing is, they laughed at parts that weren't funny! Like, this one part where an old lady lost her husband to suicide. They, for some reason, thought this was funny and started hackling and carrying on. How in the hell is that funny? Same thing happened when a house was burned down. Laughter. And here's where I almost completely lost it. THEY DID THE LOUD WHISPER THING. It'd be like, "Who is that?!" "That's the mother!" "Ohhhhh!" Just being loud as hell! How am I supposed to enjoy a movie when all this is happening? Luckily, I did like the movie and I was actually able to pay attention despite their attempts of trying to piss me off. I was THIS CLOSE to needing the Sunshine Cleaners.

I guess that's all for today. There will be more wisdom, I promise. Peace, love, and Patrick. ♥

Friday, April 10, 2009

Panic At The Disco doesn't eat nails for breakfast and tacks for snacks. But Patrick Stump does.

Can you believe that I'm back on this thing again? Absolutely amazing! Right now, I have that pealing face mask on and this time I didn't forget to not put it on my eyebrows. Yay for me.

So, I was reading Alex Evans' blog again and his most recent one is about him hitting over one million different viewers. And about how happy he is that people actually care about what he had to say. Well, Alex, that is a lot of people, but I can give you three reasons why you have so many viewers. One, you're famous. Two, you're famous. And three, you're fucking famous! Now, I'm not saying this out of hatred towards him or anything, I just think it's funny that he's surprised about it. Did I mention that he was absolutely gorgeous?


Has anyone heard about a new Fall Out Boy music video coming out? I heard from someone that they shot a video in England for She's My Winona. I really hope it's true because I absolutely loooove that song. It's one of my favorites. Though, it's really hard to pick a favorite off Folie A Deux because all of the songs are so amazing. But anyway, if there is a video, I cannot wait until it comes out. I hope there's even more Patrick in this one. :)

Oh, God, I just thought of something. The other day on Oprah, there was this show about parents having the sex talk with their kids. My mom and I already had this talk, so I thought we'd be okay watching it. Well... not quite. Of course, they just had to say that parents should have a more detailed talk with their parents about sex. And, they said that you should bring up VIBRATORS. Fucking vibrators! Like I want my mom to hand me a vibrator and say, "Okay, go into your room for a half an hour and have fun." I reeeeally hope she doesn't. I would fucking die. I NEVER talk about sex with my mom. I just get my information from the internet and my older friends on Facebook. Like, my wife, Trinity, is very helpful in that area. She's a nurse and she's also experienced in that area. So, why would I need mom? Ugh, and then she had to ask if I had any questions. I just kept my head down and said no. Thank God, she dropped the subject. I guess my mom would be an expert on sex considering how many guys she's fucked. Her list is probably a mile long. It's disgusting.

I was home sick today. Still throwing up and all that. But hey, at least that got me a whopping five day weekend. Best thing is, I got to talk to Trinity a lot these past two days. We talk everyday. Even though she lives in Canada, she's like my best friend. Or pretty much like the older sister I never had. Did I mention she's twenty? I know, it's weird for a fourteen year old to talk to a twenty year old, but we get along really well. Besides, I have older friends than her anyway. I'm very mature for my age, which is why I don't have many friends in my age group. And I have no problem with that. Older friends means better advice.

Well, I better peel this shit off my face now. I can barely move my mouth. Peace, Love, and Patrick.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Read me.

I haven't written in this thing in a while, but I guess I might as well start. Not that anyone cares about what I have to say. Anyway...

I was browsing the internet and I found some fan site for a guy named Alex Evans. He's about 18 and lives in Canada. What he's famous for, I don't know. He's in some band, but nothing special, I guess. He has a blog you might have heard of. http://alexevans.net/ (click the link!) This guy... he's a real mystery to me. I'd like to know how he got famous besides this clothing line he apparently has. Why do people like him so much? Now, the reason why he facinates me is because I see his pictures every single time I type in the word 'emo' in Google.

When I first saw his picture, I thought he was some random emo guy. And, by the way, he is absolutely gorgeous. Beautiful blue eyes, dark brown to black hair, nice lips... just a picture perfect kinda guy. I'd like to talk to him one day. It probably won't happen, but it'd be nice. He sounds kinda like me, actually. Likes things to be simple, doesn't get along with a lot of people, too mature for our age... you'd think we were the same person.

Hm, but what if he thinks I'm too immature for him? I highly doubt he would as I have like 20- 30 something year olds as my friends on Facebook, but still... I can be a tad immature when I'm extremely bored. If I do ever talk to him, I just hope I don't screw it up...

In other news, I am really getting into a little film I'd like to call The Moustachette. You may have heard of it. It's written and directed by Patrick Stump (loooove), he also stars in the film along with Ryan Key from Yellowcard and Pete Wentz. Now, when I heard that he was in this film (not a movie, a film), I was already in. But when I saw the trailer... now I know for sure that I want to see it. It looks fantastic! Here's the link to the trailer if you haven't seen it already: http://moustachette.com/blog/

I would've just embedded the trailer, but my computer is being uberly gay and won't let me view my site because I put it on there. So annoying. Sorry about that.

Looks great, eh? I don't know about you, but I'm excited. But the thing is, it's not going to be in theatres. BUT, it will be in various film festivals. So, if you want to see it, you better contact the nearest film festival and try to convince them to show it. Either that, or you can wait until the DVD comes out. I don't think I can wait that long.

So, you know that Twitter I was complaining about? Well, first of all, that's a fake Patrick (duh), and secondly... now I'm addicted to Twitter. Like, seriously, I'm on it almost all the time. Now, Patrick doesn't have a Twitter, but Pete, Joe, and Andy have one. Just look for petewentz, trohman, and FUCKCITY and you'll have them. Not to mention thisisryanross, brendonuriesays, amazondotjon, and thespencersmith. That's right, Panic At The Disco is now on Twitter. Do you still have a reason not to get a Twitter? I didn't think so. They also have all of My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship, and much much more. Now, I'm a Twittering fool. Now, if only Patrick would get his ass on there...

Guess that's all for now. Don't want to talk too much. Now, I must go Facebook and Twitter like a maniac.